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Here are some wonderful facts about Sea World’s orcas!
The average lifespan of wild orcas ranges from 30-50 years, although some females can easily make it past 80 (a wild orca named J2 or ‘Granny’ is 103 this year!). The lifespan of a Sea World orca is around 25 years, the median age being 9. But at least they put on a good show!
Don’t worry, collapsed dorsal fins are a common condition, although in the wild only sick or injured orcas have collapsed dorsal fins. All of Sea World’s males and some females have it, it makes them look unique! 
The size of Sea World’s tanks compared to an orca is about the same as a human to a bathtub. Lot’s of room to stretch and move!
Wild orcas swim 100+ miles a day, they would have to swim around their tank 1,400+ times a day to achieve that. But that seems like a lot of work, and you may see the animals hanging out near the surface of the water or on the bottoms of their tanks for hours. That’s a lot more relaxing than swimming all those miles!
Sea World gives their orcas a Valium-like drug to stop the whales from acting aggressively towards each other and to numb their minds from their vastly uninteresting concrete tanks. Buying a ticket to Sea World is an excellent way to help them pay for these drugs that they pump their animals full with!
Many captive orcas show abnormal behaviors like head bobbing, chewing on concrete, and self mutilation by banging their heads into the side of the tank. Obviously just temper-tantrums! Silly things.
In the wild, there has been only one orca attack. Bad orca! While in captivity, there have been over 100 attacks and 4 deaths. These animals just need more training, it couldn’t possibly be related to their confinement! 
Food is used as reinforcement for tricks. Do a trick, get your dinner. Don’t want to do a trick? I guess you don’t eat tonight you stubborn thing! 
See? Sea World isn’t as bad as people make it out to be! Oh, one more fact: for every $1,000,000 Sea World makes, about $600 goes into conservation efforts (about $0.5 a ticket). I’m so glad they care about conservation of the ocean! Amazing work!
Sources: (x) (x) (x) (x)
If you haven’t realized it yet, this post is 100% sarcastic. It should be obvious, but not everyone understands sarcasm…

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animalaspects:

animalaspects:

Here are some wonderful facts about Sea World’s orcas!

  • The average lifespan of wild orcas ranges from 30-50 years, although some females can easily make it past 80 (a wild orca named J2 or ‘Granny’ is 103 this year!). The lifespan of a Sea World orca is around 25 years, the median age being 9. But at least they put on a good show!
  • Don’t worry, collapsed dorsal fins are a common condition, although in the wild only sick or injured orcas have collapsed dorsal fins. All of Sea World’s males and some females have it, it makes them look unique! 
  • The size of Sea World’s tanks compared to an orca is about the same as a human to a bathtub. Lot’s of room to stretch and move!
  • Wild orcas swim 100+ miles a day, they would have to swim around their tank 1,400+ times a day to achieve that. But that seems like a lot of work, and you may see the animals hanging out near the surface of the water or on the bottoms of their tanks for hours. That’s a lot more relaxing than swimming all those miles!
  • Sea World gives their orcas a Valium-like drug to stop the whales from acting aggressively towards each other and to numb their minds from their vastly uninteresting concrete tanks. Buying a ticket to Sea World is an excellent way to help them pay for these drugs that they pump their animals full with!
  • Many captive orcas show abnormal behaviors like head bobbing, chewing on concrete, and self mutilation by banging their heads into the side of the tank. Obviously just temper-tantrums! Silly things.
  • In the wild, there has been only one orca attack. Bad orca! While in captivity, there have been over 100 attacks and 4 deaths. These animals just need more training, it couldn’t possibly be related to their confinement! 
  • Food is used as reinforcement for tricks. Do a trick, get your dinner. Don’t want to do a trick? I guess you don’t eat tonight you stubborn thing! 

See? Sea World isn’t as bad as people make it out to be! Oh, one more fact: for every $1,000,000 Sea World makes, about $600 goes into conservation efforts (about $0.5 a ticket). I’m so glad they care about conservation of the ocean! Amazing work!

Sources: (x) (x) (x) (x)

If you haven’t realized it yet, this post is 100% sarcastic. It should be obvious, but not everyone understands sarcasm…

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Commercial software is good and usually quite expensive. Luckily for us there are tons of great free alternatives available that are often neglected. Here’s a list of freeware that might be useful to you.
1. SECURITY & SYSTEM
360 Total Security - free antivirus program
Avira - simple to use antivirus
avast! - complete ICSA certified antivirus software
Malwarebytes - anti-malware program
Microsoft Security Essentials - protection from all sorts of malware
AVG Antivirus Free - another free antivirus
Untangle - protection tool
Multi Commander - an advanced file manager
Wise Care 365 - PC cleaning and speed up tool
Redo - back-up and recovery tool
Little Registry Cleaner - it improves stability and performance of your computer
BleachBit - quickly frees disk space
CCleaner - system optimization tool
2. OFFICE & HOME
LibreOffice - free office suite
Apache OpenOffice - another free office suite
Calligra - and another free office suite
Focus Writer - simple, distraction free writer
Calibre - e-book organizer
In My Diary - virtual personal organizer
Dia - make cool diagrams
Sage - mathematics software
fx-Calc - a lightweight scientific calculator
Microsoft Mathematics 4.0 - mathematics tool from Microsoft
PeaZip - zip files utility and rar files extractor
GoldenDict - feature rich dictionary
TheSage English Dictionary and Thesaurus
uTorrent - torrent download client
3. AUDIO
Aria Maestosa - midi sequencer/editor
LMMS - alternative to FL Studio
Audacity - software for recording and editing sounds
KangaSound Editor - a sound editor that allows you to create music and sound effects
Wave Editor - fast and easy digital audio editor
Virtual MIDI Piano Keyboard - the name says it all
MuseScore - music notation software
FreePiano - an advanced virtual MIDI keyboard
Cok Free MP3 Recorder - a simple program for recording sounds
foobar2000 - an advanced audio player
Audacious - a simple audio player
AIMP - super useful audio player
TheGodFather - another audio player
Style Jukebox - keep your music in the cloud
MusicBee - organize your music
iTunes - it just has to be on the list
4. VIDEO
VLC Media Player - simple, fast and powerful media player
Media Player Classic - a lightweight media player
ALLPlayer - top world video player for movies with subtitles
KMPlayer - it plays everything
QuickTime - a great free player from Apple
VirtualDub - video capture and processing utility
Video Edit Master - the name is self-explanatory
Avidemux - simple video editor
Vidiot - non-linear video editor
Subtitle Edit - edit subtitles
AHD Subtitles Maker - make subtitles
Miro Video Converter
5. GRAPHICS 
Inkscape - alternative to Adobe Illustrator
GIMP - aka free Photoshop
K-3D - 3D modeling, animation and rendering system
PhotoScape - very useful and simple image editor
PhotoFiltre - complete image retouching program
Photobie - simple photo editor with advanced options
Pixelitor - an editor with a lot of filters
paint.NET - another very good alternative to Photoshop
Blender - 3D creation for anyone
3D Crafter - a real-time 3D modeling and animation tool
OpenFX - 3D modeling, animation and rendering suite
Synfig - 2D animation software
Tupi - fun 2D animation tool
FreeCAD - I think its name says it all
DeleD CE - 3D modeler and level-editor in one
BRL-CAD - open source solid modeling
LibreCAD - 2D CAD
NaroCAD - another amazing AutoCAD alternative
Scribus - InDesign alternative
XnView - an efficient multimedia viewer, browser and converter
FastStone - an image viewer
IrfanView - one of the most popular viewers
6. FUN PROGRAMS
KaraFun - home karaoke
WebCartoonMaker - make your own cartoons
Warsow - FPS game in futuristic cartoonish world
Stellarium - a planetarium for your computer
CuteMaze - fun maze game for your PC
Kodu Game Lab
Get more freeware on SourceForge, Freeware Files and Gizmo’s Freeware
This list was made with Windows users in mind, some of the software listed above may be available for other operating system. 

girl-havoced:

Commercial software is good and usually quite expensive. Luckily for us there are tons of great free alternatives available that are often neglected. Here’s a list of freeware that might be useful to you.

1. SECURITY & SYSTEM

2. OFFICE & HOME

3. AUDIO

4. VIDEO

5. GRAPHICS 

  • Inkscape - alternative to Adobe Illustrator
  • GIMP - aka free Photoshop
  • K-3D - 3D modeling, animation and rendering system
  • PhotoScape - very useful and simple image editor
  • PhotoFiltre - complete image retouching program
  • Photobie - simple photo editor with advanced options
  • Pixelitor - an editor with a lot of filters
  • paint.NET - another very good alternative to Photoshop
  • Blender - 3D creation for anyone
  • 3D Crafter - a real-time 3D modeling and animation tool
  • OpenFX - 3D modeling, animation and rendering suite
  • Synfig - 2D animation software
  • Tupi - fun 2D animation tool
  • FreeCAD - I think its name says it all
  • DeleD CE3D modeler and level-editor in one
  • BRL-CAD - open source solid modeling
  • LibreCAD - 2D CAD
  • NaroCAD - another amazing AutoCAD alternative
  • Scribus - InDesign alternative
  • XnView - an efficient multimedia viewer, browser and converter
  • FastStone - an image viewer
  • IrfanView - one of the most popular viewers

6. FUN PROGRAMS

Get more freeware on SourceForge, Freeware Files and Gizmo’s Freeware

This list was made with Windows users in mind, some of the software listed above may be available for other operating system. 

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GUISE

GUISE

IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH

EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK

GUISE

TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS

PASS IT ON

I BRING FORTH THIS KNOWLEDGE TO ANY FELLOW TUMBLRITES/SEIZURE-PRONE PEOPLE THAT MAY FOLLOW ME

KINDLY THANK THE OP FOR THIS KNOWLEDGE

I AM A HUMBLE MESSENGER

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No sympathy for rapists, no sympathy for abusers, no sympathy for those who side with them. No excuses for their behavior, no justifications, no exceptions.


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found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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6 delicious eggs

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